Personalized Luggage Tags

So, douchebag— what’s your invention?

Sometimes suitcases look alike. Even if they have different zippers or pockets or even when there’s a weight differential equal to half an old lady’s body mass, she can still sometimes wrestle your blue Samsonite off the carousel and drag it to the curb, leaving you with her case of old lady underthings and Este Lauder sampler lotions. If you’re lucky, she (or her handlers) will realize her error while still in the same county and you’ll only have to drive across town to make the switch. But sometimes she gets to the end of her long travel day hundredss of miles away before discovering her mistake. Personalized Airport luggage tags render this scenario virtually obsolete. Great product!